Oh deer, another unpheasant wildlife accident ;o)

[Mike]

My car is a total snob. She only hits animals which are posh peoples food.

First was the deer a month ago, then today this:


Om nom nom nom


Yuck!

And it was still alive after 15 minutes! Cracked the grill bit, but it looks good as new now

Neighbour came and removed the thing, and she thanked me for providing her with dinner. She did tell me that she had to decapitate the poor thing with a shovel to kill it. :'(

Think I heard the car saying something about caviar next!!!

 

[Leigh]

Haha mike , im sat here amazed .. your car must have got hungry ...mmmm NOM NOM NOM .. GOBBLE GOBBLE hahaha

Hope everything is ok with the car though , Poor birdy

 

[Paul]

You are supposed to feed the 197 petrol, not random wildlife you find along the way!

Cheapskate Southerner!

 

[Paul]

At least our nice neighbour "took care of it" when we came over all squeamish, having nearly shat our pants when it suddenly re-animated & hurled itself out of the grill & onto the drive to screams of; "OMG it's still alive!!!!" .....poor thing....bet nextdoor has got game pie for dinner

I think your wife summed it up best though!

 

[Mike]

I think your wife summed it up best though!

Hahahahahaa, yeah she is good at summing things up

 

[mikey123]

Amazing!

 

[Klinck]

Mmmm game bird. I saw one get hit by a transit on the dual carriageway a couple of years ago, It hit the guys windscreen and just shot straight up into the air.

 

[N0ddie]

Seen the pics on FB, tis quite funny tbh!

 

[kosluk]

All i can say is look out Switzerland's wildlife, the Hungry Clio is coming!!!!
LOL

 

[Roy]

Pmsl..

 

[GrumpyTwig]

Googling 'swiss wildlife', I wonder how the Clio would fair against this result though I'm sure it might try:

 

[Roy]

Always said you were a plesant fooker
ment pheasant plucker

 

[Roy]

was you spitting feathers???

 

[Mike]

Googling 'swiss wildlife', I wonder how the Clio would fair against this result though I'm sure it might try:

Naaaa, this would be more a target:

^^That is how EVERY Swiss male dresses

 

[Mike]

was you spitting feathers???

 

[Roy]

thats one hell of a yard of ale

 

[luke3]

Im like you mike things are attracted to my cars, I've hit a pigeon, rabbit, pheasant, a dog and a little girl!!!!! None of them being my fault!

 

[Maz]

Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :slap:

 

[Liambo-201]

Mike, what the heck do you do?! Steer towards the things?!

 

[Paul]

Mike, what the heck do you do?! Steer towards the things?!

I think that 'shortcut' you take through the farmyard isn't a good idea anymore, hey Mike...