Yiannis197
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ok people, what follows actually took place this afternoon, 100% real story, I'm not making this up (I haven't got such a vivid imagination) so I think that it would a SIN not to have shared it with you. Here we go then..
I was on my way home after work (yes I worked on this bank holiday Monday) being stopped at a red traffic light near Camden town, completely minding my own business, checking my emails and stuff. At some point I heard a horn going but at first I didn't pay any attention whatsoever. The horn kept going so I looked left and I saw 2 guys in a slammed 12 plate DS3 trying to ask me something. At the beginning I thought they were asking for directions. So I powered the window down and here is what follows, exactly to the letter;
- Hey bro what up (he missed the s apparently)?
- (me) All good mate, and you?
-Cool, what car is this?
-(at this point I'm thinking...you must be having a laugh). It's a clio.
-No s*&t. You are kidding. A clio?
- Yes mate, a clio sport.
-A clio? No way, is it a new one?
- (Mind that I haven't got private plates and I noticed that this guy was driving behind me a few minutes before). No mate, it's 5 years old, 07 plates.
-Really? s&%t man. What engine?
- 2.0L 200 bhp (ok I lied here a bit, don't shoot me please but as long as renault lies I can easily do it myself as well lol)
-(Now here cames THE question). Is it petrol or diesel??
- Petrol mate, petrol...(pissing myself at the time)
- Good s&%t bro. Did you make the car look like that? (actually the first time he asked I didn't get a word so I politely asked him to repeat the question and he kind of rephrased it)
- No mate, it comes like that from the factory, it's stock.
- No way, really? What's on with the stickers?
-(at that point the light went green, thank f$%k for that) It's a limited edition, had to do with renault winning the f1 championship a long time ago, (at that point I had already engaged first gear and the car was rolling)
- Cool bro, cool s*%t, peace.
-Take care mate.
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I was on my way home after work (yes I worked on this bank holiday Monday) being stopped at a red traffic light near Camden town, completely minding my own business, checking my emails and stuff. At some point I heard a horn going but at first I didn't pay any attention whatsoever. The horn kept going so I looked left and I saw 2 guys in a slammed 12 plate DS3 trying to ask me something. At the beginning I thought they were asking for directions. So I powered the window down and here is what follows, exactly to the letter;
- Hey bro what up (he missed the s apparently)?
- (me) All good mate, and you?
-Cool, what car is this?
-(at this point I'm thinking...you must be having a laugh). It's a clio.
-No s*&t. You are kidding. A clio?
- Yes mate, a clio sport.
-A clio? No way, is it a new one?
- (Mind that I haven't got private plates and I noticed that this guy was driving behind me a few minutes before). No mate, it's 5 years old, 07 plates.
-Really? s&%t man. What engine?
- 2.0L 200 bhp (ok I lied here a bit, don't shoot me please but as long as renault lies I can easily do it myself as well lol)
-(Now here cames THE question). Is it petrol or diesel??
- Petrol mate, petrol...(pissing myself at the time)
- Good s&%t bro. Did you make the car look like that? (actually the first time he asked I didn't get a word so I politely asked him to repeat the question and he kind of rephrased it)
- No mate, it comes like that from the factory, it's stock.
- No way, really? What's on with the stickers?
-(at that point the light went green, thank f$%k for that) It's a limited edition, had to do with renault winning the f1 championship a long time ago, (at that point I had already engaged first gear and the car was rolling)
- Cool bro, cool s*%t, peace.
-Take care mate.
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