What did the proton say to the electron?

[Mike]

Why are you so negative?

OK, that was bad, I'll crawl back under my rock now :eek:

 

[Carl]

Lol almost as bad as:
Taco: "why don't you wanna taco bout it"
Nacho: "because I'm NACHO friend anymore!"

 

[Roy]

I can always count on you mike to make me smile (sad) lol

 

[lgonzalez]

That's funny. Both of the above I love stupid jokes like those.

 

[Goose]

What does God call his nose?



...God knows.


Im sorry

 

[jakehewitt]

Well this thread brightened up the morning!

 

[Fernandez]

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

 

[Mentalpen]

Don't book a slot at the fringe festival, book one at the cringe festival.

 

[Warren]

Whats brown and sticky?



A stick

 

[benjabien]

Lol almost as bad as:
Taco: "why don't you wanna taco bout it"
Nacho: "because I'm NACHO friend anymore!"

Mouhahahha!

 

[Clairey-Lou]

Whats the fastest fish in the world?

A motorpike

 

[benjabien]

How do you greet a jewish in New Zealand?

Hi, bru

 

[benjabien]

Why do french people only have one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf

 

[lgonzalez]

What did the volcano say to the mountain?

I lava you

 

[Gam]

Two parrots standing on a perch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

 

[Gam]

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches

 

[930Tech]

Whats the fastest fish in the world?

A motorpike

What's the fastest on three wheels?

A motorpike and sidecarp

What's the fastest thing on a washing line?

Hondapants.