sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bloody bored

[Gromb200]

Roy

How do you know what a woman is thinking??

 

[Paul]

Roy

How do you know what a woman is thinking??

I can answer that one....

Take whatever she says and do the absolute opposite, that gives you an idea of what she was really thinking.

If she is 'fine', she isn't etc etc! LOL

 

[Liambo-201]

Roy

Why is my cereal soggy?

 

[Arran]

Roy, what is the meaning of life? Lol!

Why do plastic clips break when you are being delecate with them, but when someone rags them off, they're fine?

What postcode area is FY?

 

[Robo_#1]

Roy, If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it... does anyone care?
Roy, Why does my wallet seem to smell like cheese?
Roy, Why can't french people seem to screw things together properly?

I like this idea already

 

[chappo]

ROY,

where are you, ?

 

[Arran]

Where is Roy today? I'm dead bored at home. Waiting for work to ring me with something to do. I'm busy next week though, or so I have been told. So that will most likely make up for it.

 

[Roy]

Lol I like the sound of that

Roy, why does my shoulder hurt so much?

burger to heavy at tea time

 

[Roy]

Roy, why am I so tired ?

to much champers lol

 

[Roy]

Roy,

how come i have a sister, but my sister doesnt ?

ask your dad

 

[Roy]

Roy

How do you know what a woman is thinking??

thats easy
how much can i screw out of him

 

[Roy]

Roy

Why is my cereal soggy?

poor yield last year lot of rain and no sun to soak it up

 

[Roy]

Roy, what is the meaning of life? Lol!

Why do plastic clips break when you are being delecate with them, but when someone rags them off, they're fine?

What postcode area is FY?

1 live life to the full to get what it means
2 chines crap
3 blackpool

 

[Roy]

Roy, If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it... does anyone care?
Roy, Why does my wallet seem to smell like cheese?
Roy, Why can't french people seem to screw things together properly?

I like this idea already

what about the squirrel who lives in the tree
tight
they have all been used to having a screw loose

 

[Roy]

ROY,

where are you, ?

here...

 

[Roy]

Where is Roy today? I'm dead bored at home. Waiting for work to ring me with something to do. I'm busy next week though, or so I have been told. So that will most likely make up for it.

working today 4 hrs yes

 

[Elaine]

im ressurecting this thread.... roll on easter hols!

 

[Jonesy]

Dam right lol

 

[richandgem]

Feel sorry for me tonight, in pain, no booze and I got gem and her mate round. They're drunk and talking rubbish, as women do lol

On the plus side I've jus spent the last hour and a half in the hot tub

 

[Jonesy]

Feel sorry for me tonight, in pain, no booze and I got gem and her mate round. They're drunk and talking rubbish, as women do lol

On the plus side I've jus spent the last hour and a half in the hot tub

Two drunk females and one guy with a hot tube!!! Sounds like a perfect night to me lol