Today, having had my car a couple of months now, I feel massively guilty for giving her a thrashing a couple of times off the lights today.
I'm addicted to the ecstasy i feel every time that shift bleep 'bleeps' and i bury my foot into the next gear shooting off into the future, leaving the past in my rear view.
I LOVE my car, and I'm constantly torn between treating her like a princess, or treating her with the reckless animal lust I'd get from a night with Cheryl Cole.....yes...all 6.8 seconds of it :cloud9:
Problem is, if i keep treating her with raw unadulterated passion, i'm afraid i'm going to wake up one morning and find her broken, with a sad and lonely expression, longing for rehabilitation and the tender touch of another owner.
She's so beautifully crafted, and the noises she makes are so appealing, i just want to get her to climax every time we are together.
Disclaimer: I would also like to make it absolutely clear, that my liaisons are completely legal, and take place whilst adhering to applicable limits as stated by law.
Will i get through this addiction, do i need help.
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I'm addicted to the ecstasy i feel every time that shift bleep 'bleeps' and i bury my foot into the next gear shooting off into the future, leaving the past in my rear view.
I LOVE my car, and I'm constantly torn between treating her like a princess, or treating her with the reckless animal lust I'd get from a night with Cheryl Cole.....yes...all 6.8 seconds of it :cloud9:
Problem is, if i keep treating her with raw unadulterated passion, i'm afraid i'm going to wake up one morning and find her broken, with a sad and lonely expression, longing for rehabilitation and the tender touch of another owner.
She's so beautifully crafted, and the noises she makes are so appealing, i just want to get her to climax every time we are together.
Disclaimer: I would also like to make it absolutely clear, that my liaisons are completely legal, and take place whilst adhering to applicable limits as stated by law.
Will i get through this addiction, do i need help.
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