Dodgy valentines

[nutnutwelshman]

This is definitely in my top 5 threads I've seen since 2011 @Siliconsteve @Sean197 I've haven't laugh'tttt so much in ages guys thank you

 

[Chris]

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Perhaps explains it?

Aha!

Recall seeing one of them signs on warm apple pies.... perhaps why they had sold out also.

 

[Siliconsteve]

This is definitely in my top 5 threads I've seen since 2011 @Siliconsteve @Sean197 I've haven't laugh'tttt so much in ages guys thank you

It's my pleasure kev

 

[Siliconsteve]

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Perhaps explains it?

I sniffed the cucumber I had for tea and was no trace of fish luckily

 

[nutnutwelshman]

It's my pleasure kev

 

[Siliconsteve]

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Lmao, that's hilarious.lol
Oddly I saw both on Valentine's Day

 

[nutnutwelshman]

Lmao, that's hilarious.lol
Oddly I saw both on Valentine's Day

She'd #### kill ME with out question

 

[Siliconsteve]

She'd #### kill ME with out question

Thing is my gf and wife get on like house on fire.lol

 

[Sneydster]

Lmao, that's hilarious.lol
Oddly I saw both on Valentine's Day

Like I said in a previous post somewhere.....PIMP!!!

Aka rent boy lol

 

[Siliconsteve]

She'd #### kill ME with out question

So she wasn't worried when you boned the sheep?

 

[LOCKE]

Brilliant thread this is guys. Had a few laughs reading this.

 

[Siliconsteve]

Brilliant thread this is guys. Had a few laughs reading this.

We can dig it up again next year

 

[LOCKE]

We can dig it up again next year

Yeah with recent stories!

 

[Siliconsteve]

My old boss kept getting messages from someone and it all came to a head (not literally.lol) two days before Valentine's Day when he agreed to meet said person behind his wife's back. He sat in the restaurant only to be greeted by another man five mins later.lol
Made me laugh