Dodgy valentines

[Sean197]

I was liveing with a music teacher and her cousin came to stay a nurse for a few days Sallys gone of to work on the Saturday morning.So iam still a sleep when I thought it was Sally giving a good bye blow job but no its the cousin!!!!!

ah ok, so she went straight for the Kemmel Straight then LOL

 

[Jimmy]

Sounds like your music teacher wasn't doing a good enough job at tuning your oboe Kev...

 

[nutnutwelshman]

ah ok, so she went straight for the Kemmel Straight then LOL

She was stunning by my heart was with Sally

 

[Siliconsteve]

Looks win everytime.lol

 

[nutnutwelshman]

Valentines Day back home none of this cards and flowers #### JUST warm and fluffy and never says no @Siliconsteve @Sean197

 

[Siliconsteve]

Valentines Day back home none of this cards and flowers #### JUST warm and fluffy and never says no @Siliconsteve @Sean197View attachment 16742

LMAO. Is that a selfie kev?

 

[nutnutwelshman]

LMAO. Is that a selfie kev?

No I've got more hair than that Bud

 

[Siliconsteve]

No I've got more hair than that Bud

Than the sheep?

 

[nutnutwelshman]

Than the sheep?

Once!!!!!!

 

[Chris]

All single women must have been getting prepared yesterday as I went to Tesco to find they had run out of cucumbers.

 

[DS197]

This is definitely one of the funniest threads i've ever read

 

[Gordini]

Hope the cousin was female Kev

 

[Siliconsteve]

Hope the cousin was female Kev

I was going to ask but didn't want to disturb him from the sheep

 

[Siliconsteve]

All single women must have been getting prepared yesterday as I went to Tesco to find they had run out of cucumbers.

That's odd because was deffo a shortage of aa battery's in Tesco earlier

 

[Siliconsteve]

Valentines Day back home none of this cards and flowers #### JUST warm and fluffy and never says no @Siliconsteve @Sean197View attachment 16742

Are they West Ham shorts you're wearing Kev?

 

[Chris]

That's odd because was deffo a shortage of aa battery's in Tesco earlier

Something 'fishy' going on here.

 

[Siliconsteve]

Something 'fishy' going on here.

Lol. Someone said earlier KFC or someone was giving out adult toys for valentines? I'm not sure what tho.lol

 

[Siliconsteve]

Lol. Someone said earlier KFC or someone was giving out adult toys for valentines? I'm not sure what tho.lol

Burger King!! Last time I'm asking for a whopper

 

[nutnutwelshman]

Hope the cousin was female Kev

She was I went out we her about 10 years after

 

[Sneydster]

All single women must have been getting prepared yesterday as I went to Tesco to find they had run out of cucumbers.

Perhaps explains it?