What mischief did you get upto in school?

[Gib1200]

Give us your stories.

I was a mischievious little c**t. I treasure the high school memories.

Anyway I vividly remember nicking the teachers chair, placing it on my desk at the end of the class and replacing his chair with a standard one. Teacher enters class, looks bewildered but then gesturess 'oh well' and gets through the whole lesson. Lesson ends and on my way out tell him, your chair was very comfortable sir. He looks at me, looks at the back of the class and gives me a stare and a cheeky smile.

Used to take it well that teacher. To well as he was then convicted and sentenced as a paedo. Story here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4411419/My-childhood-diaries-trapped-paedo-teacher.html

 

[GrumpyTwig]

Last edited by Gib1200; Today at 19:11. Reason: On re-reading, that got dark real soon lol.

lol?

Had an old form teacher who I was quite verbally abusive to, still managed to not get detention or suspended somehow :s. I remember 'w4nk3r' being an accurate description for him though to be honest.

I remember helping to shave some ones eyebrows off on a rugby tour, eyebrows grow back so slowly!!!

Hated school tbh too much mandatory crap you don't care about and not enough scope for actually furthering yourself.

 

[danny197]

I remember getting my tutor with a water calculator. She didn't find it funny. Tried getting me done for assault! Ahhh the good old days!!

 

[Gib1200]

I remember getting my tutor with a water calculator. She didn't find it funny. Tried getting me done for assault! Ahhh the good old days!!

Assault, that reminds me.

Friend of mine had a leftover apple from lunch. The tuckshop had a big line and he decided that a lucky student could have a free apple. Chucks it Babe Ruth style but it eludes everyone in the queue and makes it into the tuckshop and onto the face of a teacher. She (teacher) was taken to hospital crying and the kid got suspended for a week.

 

[danny197]

Assault, that reminds me.

Friend of mine had a leftover apple from lunch. The tuckshop had a big line and he decided that a lucky student could have a free apple. Chucks it Babe Ruth style but it eludes everyone in the queue and makes it into the tuckshop and onto the face of a teacher. She (teacher) was taken to hospital crying and the kid got suspended for a week.

Ahaha, like it!

 

[Martin-Notts]

Nothing quite so dangerous as that - some mates and I were supposedly the 'goodie goodies' but we did get up to some crap in the 6th form.

Like bringing in about 200 little plastic soldiers and hiding them strategically all around the 6th form. In the fridge, light coverings, sellotaped to the whiteboard, in apples...??

Good times.

 

[Willis]

I wasn't a naughty lad really, played ice-hockey since I was 10 so never really got into any scrapes with the idiot brigade. But in terms of being a mischevious c?nt, I was right up there hahaha!!! It was quite funny really, because I was top set for most subjects and I suppose one of the ''populars'' so the teachers left me to and branded me a loveable rogue. There was two of them who I fancied like made, both women before anybody says it!!!

Sawing one leg half way through on a teachers chair so it collapsed when she sat on it was a good'un, if a little dangerous. Hot-gluing a teachers pencil case shut and then hot-gluing that to the desk was an epic one as well. He did NOT take that well. It was generally just stupid stuff like that, mostly stuff to raise a laugh rather than hurt anybody.

I enjoyed school for the most part, didn't nail half as many girls as I could've done, frustrating finding out later in life which ones fancied you at school when you did nothing about it because you were too busy p!ssing about chasing the wrong ones or just generally being too naive to notice. I stopped attending Art and Biology halfway through my GCSE's because I decided they were both a pointless exercise, school thought differently but because I was spending the time to go to the library to do extra work for other subjects they never did anything about it. Talk about playing the system...

Still, had I known then what I know now and how much sh!t I could have got away with, then it'd have been carnage!!! :thumbup:

 

[Magic]

I enjoyed school for the most part, didn't nail half as many girls as I could've done, frustrating finding out later in life which ones fancied you at school when you did nothing about it because you were too busy p!ssing about chasing the wrong ones or just generally being too naive to notice.

Amen to that, brother!!

My biggest single regret of high school life is not doing enough banging. Chasing the wrong ones. Funny how 10 years later those who I thought tasty peaked early and those who were probably interested in me who I never gave a look in turned into late bloomers and got better with age. :blink:

 

[Willis]

The teachers in who got pwned were Mrs McGall and Mr Lussey by the way hahaha!!!

 

[Ollie RS]

I remember having a very demanding history teacher in prep school. No matter how hard we studied for his weekly tests, no student could ever get a good score despite knowing our stuff. One day my mate and i had enough of it and thought it would be funny to put super glue on the chair that he sat on. All i can say is that the material on the chair bonded perfectly to his Marks and Spencers suit, my parents were billed for a new suit the next day and i was asked not to come into school for the rest of the week...

 

[Martin-Notts]

All i can say is that the material on the chair bonded perfectly to his Marks and Spencers suit, my parents were billed for a new suit the next day and i was asked not to come into school for the rest of the week...

LOL. That's pretty cruel - maybe you deserved that. In fact, I think you got off lightly...

Very creative though.

 

[Jcs]

All sorts - hence I didn't get amazing grades haha.

Favorite was to attach the Bunsen burners to the water taps and use it as a water pistol
Smashed a window - by accident - jumped up and tapped it on way out - nearly got suspended - hardly touched it.
Helped throw somebody in the school pond.
The usual earphone up the sleeve jobby
One french teacher had massive bushy hair so used to see what we could throw in it.

 

[shubz197]

I placed a stink bomb under the headmaster's seat before an assembly. The glass type. As he sat down, it broke, and all the teachers on the stage started pulling funny faces. Was epic. Entire school of 900+ students were laughing, as those little stink bombs are pretty potent! The entire hall was stinking. Best of all, I never got caught!

The other was throwing condi's crystals (not sure of the spelling) into the school swimming pool. Entire pool was purple within minutes.

Got caught with that one though :thumbdown: someone ratted me out! Lol

10 Saturday detentions for punishment.

 

[mcDUB]

I was in top set and my class was apparently the worst lot the school has seen.

I once opened my maths teachers bag, and put a load of porn cards in the bag. He reported my class to the head teacher who came and bollocked us all.

 

[adam1942]

There was this total cock in our school who liked to try and bully everyone.

I decided to have a laugh as he was getting an absolute bollockin by our science teacher I placed a few pins on his wooden stool pointing upwards. He sat down and let out an almighty cry and yelled "ahh **** my arse" and started to cry.. Needless to say he was kicked out off class and no one admitted doing it an. He also never bullied anyone after that either as once everyone seen him cry they weren't really scared of him.

Thats still my best memory of school.

 

[shubz197]

Heroic stuff Adam! Lol

 

[Gam]

One of my best mates in school was the son of a electrician, he somehow managed to wire the light switch so that anyone who touched it got a shock, seeing 15+ people touch was pretty funny.

I was never really in trouble in school but the best memory was a kid who decided to hit in a cupboard all lesson until the teacher opened and he covered the teacher from head to toe in shaving foam, realised what he had done and just bolted.

 

[inwardnoise]

I was a very cocky c?nt and a bad one at school which at times I do regret, I went to a catholic school which how I ever ended up there is anyones guess at I'm not christened and I am not religious at all! We did the usual stuff being disruptive, swearing and usually skipping class for a smoke. Did get suspended for throwing a jar of paint at my art teacher and also trapping a lads tie in the main drill in woodwork which gave him whiplash some how at the end of year 11 we also stole and hi every single crucifix in the school including a 15ft one in the school hall and attached a note to all the places they hung lol we got found out and almost lost out on doing our GCSEs hah good old times

 

[M19TNR]

Our favourite was when they put sinks right next to gas taps in science... CLEVER!!

Fill said sink with water and soap, Bunsen burner hose from the gas tap into the sink, leave until bubbles start rising towards the roof and light it halfway up in mid air!
All fun and games until you mistime it, end up melting the roof of the brand new science lab and have the whole school on the field because the fire alarms went off
Try explaining THAT when your dads a fireman and he's the officer in charge who turns up to school and is marching over to you!!

 

[Fernandez]

Absolutely loathed school myself, the girls loved my name, the lads hated it and took the piss..

I therefore spent most of my years taking the piss and getting away with murder. Although I was very close to being suspended for lighting a gas tap which very nearly ignited an afro...