My job has its perks sometimes....

[Mentalpen]

Perk of mine is i have only been 14 times in the last 7 months.

 

[Robo_#1]

Perk of mine is i have only been 14 times in the last 7 months.

Any jobs going?

 

[Gam]

Any jobs going?

+1

Here is my CV

 

[Robo_#1]

Wow, I can't compete with that. I've only ever strong arm lift to wild badger.

 

[Fletch_uk]

I hate to be that guy Gam but I think your CV may need some work... although you are so fast, more than a train - that may get you off the hook.

P.S. This thread is hilarious.

 

[MikeDX]

:shout: WILLIS! YOUR THREAD HAS ARRIVED!

:rofl:

 

[Gam]

I hate to be that guy Gam but I think your CV may need some work... although you are so fast, more than a train - that may get you off the hook.

P.S. This thread is hilarious.

But I am best?!

 

[Willis]

Well...

i can feel a perk-off coming on...

:shout: Willis! Your thread has arrived!

:rofl:

Here's what I've driven or/and p!ssed about on since 01 January 13...

1 x Alvis Coupe (1930's)

1 x Aston Martin DBS

1 x Aston Martin Vanquish

2 x Bentley GTV8

2 x Bentley Mulsanne

1 x BMW X5

1 x Bugatti Roadster (1930's)

1 x Crossley 19.6 Coupe

1 x Ferrari 246 Dino GT

1 x Ferrari 550M

1 x Ferrari Boxer

1 x Ferrari Daytona GTB/4

1 x Ferrari Daytona Race Car

1 x Ferrari F430 Scuderia

1 x Ferrari F430 Spyder

1 x Ferrari F458 Spyder

1 x Jaguar SS100

2 x Lamborghini Aventador

2 x Lamborghini Gallardo

1 x Lamborghini Performante

13 x McLaren MP4-12C

2 x McLaren Spyder

1 x Mercedes-Benz SL450 (80's Spec')

1 x Mercerdes-Benz SL280 (80's Spec')

3 x Rolls-Royce Drophead Coupe

4 x Rolls-Royce Ghost

2 x Rolls-Royce Phantom

3 x Schneider Tourer (1920's)

Some were driven more than others, but they've all been driven to some extent. Some of them have even p!ssed on me or tried to choke me!!!

perk of mine is i have only been 14 times in the last 7 months.

Still, I think this one is the winner!!! :thumbup:

 

[Mentalpen]

dunno Willis there are some class motors there.

i only went 14 times as i needed an assessment and a black box download for my competency. oh and my 7 months is up at the end of march and then its back to the slave to the grind.

iirc the company is taking on 6 but its nation wide but believe me there is more to life than getting up at silly o'clock in the morning.

BUT anyone with kids (under 17 now iirc) can apply for unpaid leave etc. My job (after holidays are taken into consideration) is 6 months a year so taking time off isn't that costly due to tax etc.

 

[Willis]

What is it you work as MP out of interest?

Yeah some pretty cool stuff so far this year!!! I have to keep a record of everything so have every car I've ever driven or moved on file.

 

[Fernandez]

Willis..... I'd have been impressed If there was a Zonda on the list.

 

[Willis]

Ha there's only about 5 in the country!!!

I'm yet to drive a Zonda or a Veyron yet, although I've had a good nosey around a couple of each.

 

[Fernandez]

Ha there's only about 5 in the country!!!

I'm yet to drive a Zonda or a Veyron yet, although I've had a good nosey around a couple of each.

There will be 6 if I win the euromillions

 

[Deaks]

There will be 6 if I win the euromillions

The 760rs

 

[Mentalpen]

What is it you work as MP out of interest?

I look out a window for a living.

 

[930Tech]

I felt lucky today when i delivered a door to a guys house and he had a renault turbo in his garage, not a 5 but the rear engined one.

If he'd have let me drive it it would have made my week

 

[Willis]

Awesome!!! What colour was it?

 

[smoggy mark]

Well...





Here's what I've driven or/and p!ssed about on since 01 January 13...

1 x Alvis Coupe (1930's)

1 x Aston Martin DBS

1 x Aston Martin Vanquish

2 x Bentley GTV8

2 x Bentley Mulsanne

1 x BMW X5

1 x Bugatti Roadster (1930's)

1 x Crossley 19.6 Coupe

1 x Ferrari 246 Dino GT

1 x Ferrari 550M

1 x Ferrari Boxer

1 x Ferrari Daytona GTB/4

1 x Ferrari Daytona Race Car

1 x Ferrari F430 Scuderia

1 x Ferrari F430 Spyder

1 x Ferrari F458 Spyder

1 x Jaguar SS100

2 x Lamborghini Aventador

2 x Lamborghini Gallardo

1 x Lamborghini Performante

13 x McLaren MP4-12C

2 x McLaren Spyder

1 x Mercedes-Benz SL450 (80's Spec')

1 x Mercerdes-Benz SL280 (80's Spec')

3 x Rolls-Royce Drophead Coupe

4 x Rolls-Royce Ghost

2 x Rolls-Royce Phantom

3 x Schneider Tourer (1920's)

Some were driven more than others, but they've all been driven to some extent. Some of them have even p!ssed on me or tried to choke me!!!



That is some list!!!

I need perks like that!

 

[930Tech]

Awesome!!! What colour was it?

Off white.

 

[Fernandez]

I look out a window for a living.

Still intriqued. I think we should start a thread titled "what job does Metalpen do?"

My first guess is Air traffic control