Look what she's done to my beautiful MPS!

Doh! never nice to have your car damaged, especially by someone else!

oh and whats a kirb?
 
The edge of the road. In this case it was the edge of the corner in a multi story car park as she began her decent from level 4! Lol!
 
oh a kerb!

Sorry, not being some 'spelling police' like you get on some forums, just thought it was something I didnt know!

Multi story car parks can be so tight, and the kerbs do tend to be a little higher and with sharper corners than norm!

Maybe suggest it can be one of many crimbo presents to you.... the repair!!
 
Kirb, kerb. Same kerb. Lol! My spelling is sometimes not the best, but usually ok ish.