Dodgy valentines

[Siliconsteve]

So it's that day of the year when you spoil you're loved ones.
Anyone received a card or text or sent one that's not to or from your partner?
I personally have lots but will empty my sack later :excited::excited:

 

[Sean197]

I got one 2 years ago from a girl at work that said "you make me wetter than a dolphin's duvet". I didn't follow it up, and we don't talk anymore lol

 

[Siliconsteve]

I got one 2 years ago from a girl at work that said "you make me wetter than a dolphin's duvet". I didn't follow it up, and we don't talk anymore lol

LMAO that's hilarious. Was she rough or you attached!

 

[Sean197]

LMAO that's hilarious. Was she rough or you attached!

I am/was attached, she was 8 years younger than me and married.... she pursued me for about a year and then gave up and had a baby with her husband lol

 

[Siliconsteve]

I am/was attached, she was 8 years younger than me and married.... she pursued me for about a year and then gave up and had a baby with her husband lol

Lol. Sounds like a minefield!

 

[Sean197]

Lol. Sounds like a minefield!

yup she was a nice girl, just a bit of a fruitcake lol

 

[Chris]

I got one 2 years ago from a girl at work that said "you make me wetter than a dolphin's duvet". I didn't follow it up, and we don't talk anymore lol

Talk about throwing yourself at someone, or in this case swimming at someone...

 

[Sean197]

Talk about throwing yourself at someone, or in this case swimming at someone...

oh it went waaaayyyyyy beyond that, it began about a year before that. I got an ecard from her at one point that said "my love for you burns more than my urinary tract infection" LOL

 

[Siliconsteve]

yup she was a nice girl, just a bit of a fruitcake lol

Had an ex wife like that. Used to stand at foot of our bed. Looooony

 

[Siliconsteve]

oh it went waaaayyyyyy beyond that, it began about a year before that. I got an ecard from her at one point that said "my love for you burns more than my urinary tract infection" LOL

Ooh you sure it wasn't herpes

 

[Sean197]

Ooh you sure it wasn't herpes

not from me it wasn't lol

 

[Siliconsteve]

not from me it wasn't lol

Lol

 

[Chris]

oh it went waaaayyyyyy beyond that, it began about a year before that. I got an ecard from her at one point that said "my love for you burns more than my urinary tract infection" LOL

Ok that's next level sort of stuff. Something badly wrong with that girl!

 

[nutnutwelshman]

My days of that are long gone did have a few special ones over the years when I was single ############

 

[Sean197]

Ok that's next level sort of stuff. Something badly wrong with that girl!

yeah she was mental, shame as on the face of it she was a nice girl. She just had issues I think, think her husband was a bit of a dick. I showed her the slightest bit of attention and she was all over me. All started when she asked to come running with me after work, then on about the 3rd night of running she spouted "I feel so guilty and I haven't even done anything. You better stop me if I do something silly like try to kiss you". I was like "wtf, you've only been married 2 years!" and she burst into tears. Kept my distance after that, but unfortunately I worked with her so kind of difficult...

 

[nutnutwelshman]

Look that's nothing to what my ex girlfriends cousin did she to me one year??!!

 

[Siliconsteve]

Look that's nothing to what my ex girlfriends cousin did she to me one year??!!

Do tell!

 

[nutnutwelshman]

Do tell!

I was liveing with a music teacher and her cousin came to stay a nurse for a few days Sallys gone of to work on the Saturday morning.So iam still a sleep when I thought it was Sally giving a good bye blow job but no its the cousin!!!!!

 

[Sean197]

Look that's nothing to what my ex girlfriends cousin did she to me one year??!!

I'm guessing it was something along the lines of "oooh Kev, I want you to take me by the Blanchimont and go flat out up my Eau Rouge"

 

[nutnutwelshman]

I'm guessing it was something along the lines of "oooh Kev, I want you to take me by the Blanchimont and go flat out up my Eau Rouge"

But a lot less Risk at my playground @Sean197