Things I don't like

Chris said:
Flies.

Its nearly winter just fuck off and die already....
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I second that one dude! Although I had one in the bathroom last night, it landed on the basin, walked too close to the water and then drowned. 'Well, that serves you f^cking right doesn't it.'
 
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Jimmy said:
I second that one dude! Although I had one in the bathroom last night, it landed on the basin, walked too close to the water and then drowned. 'Well, that serves you f^cking right doesn't it.'
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This big bastard was far to clever for that.

Opened the door and he got one sniff of the cold air and bolted the opposite way, then played hide from chris for the next 5 minutes.

He didn't outsmart me again though, he's now in a tissue after having found the sharp end of a tea towel being whipped.
 
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Chris said:
This big bastard was far to clever for that.

Opened the door and he got one sniff of the cold air and bolted the opposite way, then played hide from chris for the next 5 minutes.

He didn't outsmart me again though, he's now in a tissue after having found the sharp end of a tea towel being whipped.
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Mate, them are skills to whip a fly with a towel! Kudos! I attempt it with a rolled-up newspaper and end up with a smashed mirror, one less picture frame and a hole in the TV screen!
 
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Pav said:
you are cracking me up you 2!!gotta go look for a fly to evict from my apartment now..we dont kill over here though..we guide them outdoors :chair:

better than my luke skywalker light sabre that i never use at night :oops:
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No mate, never use a lightsaber at night. LOL
 
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When all the clocks are reading half past 8 on an 8 hour Sunday shift, and it’s actually half past 7.

Ah well at least I’m getting paid double time to drop the kids off.
 
Chris said:
When all the clocks are reading half past 8 on an 8 hour Sunday shift, and it’s actually half past 7.

Ah well at least I’m getting paid double time to drop the kids off.
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Please explain that last sentence!!
 
Chris said:
When all the clocks are reading half past 8 on an 8 hour Sunday shift, and it’s actually half past 7.

Ah well at least I’m getting paid double time to drop the kids off.
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8 hours? Half day!

+1 on dropping the kids off at work, something extremely satisfying and rewarding knowing your boss is paying you for it.
 
The laughing at me, porn, racism (Against whites), politics, age-related and French car humour; i can all handle.

But 'toilet chat'....and for a better word 'crapping' specifically ! Again ? Really ? This is becoming quite regular [See what i did there :smile: ]
 
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