The Sh!tter Thread...

You put your feet up while having a poo will lol??! Classic!!!
I forget, but u gotta read something. So usually anything in reaching distance, jif moose, colgate total, the label on the bathroom rug, anything lol!

Hahaha yeah I've done the shampoo and mouthwash ingredients a few times when I've been to rushed to grab EVO!!! :smiley:

Oh damn right mate, she insisted on us having a heated towel rail, so I made sure it went within leg span of the toilet. :wink:
 
Are those taking laptops and Internet devices knocking one out at the same time?

Weirdo's
 
I've got a mini library down the side of the linen basket, normally three or four mags there, evo, car retro cars etc.

I normally end up with red marks on the front of my legs, resting my arms on them reading.

And a red ring round my arse from being on there too long.

As a kid i used to wonder why my dad could be half an hour on the bog, now i know he must have just enjoyed the piss and quiet. :rofl:
 
Pfff, I sent Angel a text on Friday warning him about impending danger to the sewers of Haywards Heath.

Obviously he was a very busy boy :wink: