Each person can only post three words at a time....

(PS: keep it clean please peeps

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There was once
a really big
orange that lived
on the moon
next to a
peach that was
a bit smelly
because a worm
Had pooed in
his back garden
right near the
dead rat which
Sat on a
roof next to
God, but God
was in a
very tight situation
he'd managed to
cut off his
ear, but why
was the mouse
holding the knife?
so close to
the back of
The birds throat
God was considering
Making xfactor number
19 in the
World chart and
Killing all the
Bird is the
word hippy loving
Rubbish in the
jungle, don't go
yes, just go
be still my
well hung new
massively long length
ariel hitting a
Hard and slightly
ironing board shaped
bent slightly left