Stolen Impreza!!

i love Chinese whispers, someone off driftworks has rang kent police and apparently they have had no report of a stolen subaru
 
This wont have a key with it surely, I would have thought it would have been one of these that has all the switches in, for priming fuel pumps, ignition etc to get it started
 
The more I think about this the more I think 'how f'in retarded do you have to be to steal it?'

I bet they didn't think any further ahead than them getting to the gates, which is why they are driving around the SE without a clue!
 
Lol, got to love their balls tho, some of the stands got broken into as well

What would be funny is if JapSpeed had been showing the thieves around it beforehand.

'And this is the rollcage, this is steering wheel, you flick these switches to start it....'

:rofl:
 
that was spotted this morning on the M25 again.
Whoever has taken it is getting a rise out of driving it around me thinks.
 
how the hell are they not been stopped at petrol stations etc.... also wtf are the police doing?? lol
 
how the hell are they not been stopped at petrol stations etc.... also wtf are the police doing?? lol

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