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Mary went into the annsummers and disney shop to buy toys & pants so that she could play at her home but she had forgot she needed to buy some fresh milk from Tesco. Sadly, it was Tesco. Sadly, it was like her old nans little black pussy cat which needed a trim like her beard and her husband’s chin that stuck out too much, much like that of her big ugly friends wibbly wobbly bits Hanging out her Short skirt that was up and down like A brides nighty, Until She bought a pogo-stick of which she liked Using it as an anal stretching aid for treatment of piles. Which were very itchy because she had inserted a very rotten cucumber smelt like dog it was revolting, but her husband liked it He was a right knob jockey but when it involves cucumbers he was a party animal. Eventually, this will all slow down with age but he intends enjoying unusual cucumber sex until Roy stops spamming, so infinite cucumber sex. He liked grocery shopping a little too much because a cucumber fetish is the worst of the 200 smile whose blade chops cucumbers and then the salad said to the barmaid show us your big bananas that were so Hard, long and thick, yellow, long and hard just like her friends massive weird penis. So, the Barmaid then went to her lovely old age swingers club but when she arrived she was surprised that her own mother was getting friendly with her husband and two mates! So she stormed over
 
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