Well I got the car back from Bearsden Renault and they fixed the cam cover bolt leak, I can see new blue coloured sealant where the cover joins with the head so it seems to have been inspected properly.
However the car has new scuffs on the front bumper where the tech would have been leaning over to do the timing belt, some are pretty deep. The angles of the marks make it obvious. Also more scuffs on the sideskirt (why cant they bloody step out of the cars with care?)I cant be bothered argueing about it with them and will sort the affected areas myself via a local bodyshop that I've used before and are very very good, they offered me a stupidly cheap price to sort it. I advise people to go over the car with any dealership in detail.
The steering wheel now has a wobble at 60-70mph as well, this is probably down to a wheel weight being knocked off due to removal of the wheel. I bloody hope it is. It wasn't there before it went in.
Finally, someone forgot to do the window seal, I was told it had been done but there's obviously been some error in communications with the staff so it has to go back in next week.
*Big mutherf***ing sigh*
PS:Which dealership was it that took your car for a joyride Adam and how did you figure out they did? Hope it wasnt the same people I used!