Found the new Audi handbook

Can't fault Audi for the quality of the cars they make, it's just a shame that 90% of them are driven by absolute twats. They're a status symbol now - it's the 'fashionable' car brand to own. People who put pictures on social media of them wearing a watch in front of their Audi steering wheel.... Fu*k off you utter fu*cking fu*kwits!! :rage::rage::rage::rage:
 
Very jealous! The RS audis just have so much road presence, apart from the 3 which I think could look a bit meaner...