Parking OCD

Next time I get a planning application for a supermarket I'm going to insist that the developer provides 10 extra wide spaces with chevrons at the back of the car park marked out with 'proud drivers' only. No parents with children. No 4x4s. No bangers or Barry boys! If they don't they'll get a refusal!!

I'm sure there would be many a man offering you a pint if you did mate!
 
my cars been hit about 3 times now, ive got a small mark on the rear bumper and 2 on the front bumper why cant people drive, there not big marks but i know they are there,
 
its a killer, the tiniest dent i cant live with so i have to have it removed.