Wasn't expecting this!

[matt_brown_92]

had a rather weird thing happen just now that might make you laugh...
I went out to my car which has a note on the windscreen saying politely that it's been knocked accidentaly and to call a number.
Looked around my car and there was no damage in sight.... I was thinking 'hmmmmm.... this is weird'
Anyway, I text the guy and then I receive this text back



Any witty replies anyone? (that wont get my car keyed

 

[Chris197F1]

'its ok, when we saw your note your mum was more worried about it than me'

 

[deadmau5]

Take a picture of your knob and b0llocks and send that to him.

 

[matt_brown_92]

Great suggestions but I think you guys just want to get my car keyed with those ideas

 

[deadmau5]

Post it on twitter and say the number belongs to Gordon Brown.

 

[Deaks]

Put the number up here pleaseeeeee

 

[weebob]

Lol

Unfortunately any response will just gain a further response back.

 

[Foxspeed]

go in to a few public and pub toilets and put the number on the wall and put "for real man-love" dial this number....:thumbup:

 

[matt_brown_92]

go in to a few public and pub toilets and put the number on the wall and put "for real man-love" dial this number....:thumbup:

haha! :evil:

 

[weebob]

go in to a few public and pub toilets and put the number on the wall and put "for real man-love" dial this number....:thumbup:

That is a winner.... Also, put up the number, and for every porn site I can find with a sign up, I will put the number in.

 

[Fernandez]

I suggest he address the issue with his spelling and grammar

 

[Jcs]

Sign up to this http://dailytxts.com/

Deposit a quid and send message from whoever you want to him

I did NHS Sexual Health Clinic to a chap in the other office.

I was in tears when I heard him reading out that his STI results were in and he should call imediatly.

although, you won't see the results, which is probably pointless now I think about it.

 

[matt_brown_92]

I suggest he address the issue with his spelling and grammar

such truth!

Sign up to this http://dailytxts.com/

Deposit a quid and send message from whoever you want to him

I did NHS Sexual Health Clinic to a chap in the other office.

I was in tears when I heard him reading out that his STI results were in and he should call imediatly.

although, you won't see the results, which is probably pointless now I think about it.

haha that's amazing I'm gonna have to do this sometime!

 

[Rogue]

I suggest he address the issue with his spelling and grammar

Addresses*

:-p

 

[Fernandez]

Addresses*

:-p

lol, so ironic..

 

[Yiannis197]

I'd restrain myself from going to the toilet for 3 days, then go have a massive dump, take a pic and send it to him. Quality.