-Eddie-
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UP YOUR PIPE and their are no fast lanes drive on the left apart from overtaking TART
I'm joking buddy lol
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UP YOUR PIPE and their are no fast lanes drive on the left apart from overtaking TART
I know you are your RED BUET is looking goodI'm joking buddy lol
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I wish come out with me one day you would die at the things people do Mes
My own poor driving sometimes when I realise I’ve been a buffoon and inconvenienced someone else.
As much as I love driving, I’m not always the best driver, even after 33 years of practice [emoji17]
I hope I’m not some of the examples above [emoji6]
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those that cannot keep in the correct lane when a roundabout has 2 lanes going round it (ie copping the corner!)
- People not indicating. Seriously, how hard is this??
- When you give way to someone (i.e. blockage on one side/right of way etc) and they can't even be bothered to wave/flash their lights in thanks. I realise this isn't compulsory, but a little bit of manners doesn't harm anyone.
- Any Audi driver: who made you God of the roads??
- People who stick their sat navs slap-bang in the middle of the windscreen - doesn't inconvenience me immediately, but it will do when they smash into me because they can't f*****g see because of the Tom Tom in the way...
- People who line up teddy bears on the dashboard/parcel shelf - for much the same reasons as the above.
- Golf R owners who have to drive at 10/10ths everywhere they go, just because.
- When people squeeze past parked cars and me, missing my wing mirror by millimetres and making me pucker - those 3 seconds you've saved will greatly enhance your life I assume?
- Cyclists who insist on continuing to ride 2/3 abreast when there's clearly a mile-long tailback behind them.
- Drivers who go into an apoplectic rage after I beep at them because they pulled in front of me/cut me up/nearly wiped me out (usually some dicksnot in an Audi...)
People who ov- People not indicating. Seriously, how hard is this??
- When you give way to someone (i.e. blockage on one side/right of way etc) and they can't even be bothered to wave/flash their lights in thanks. I realise this isn't compulsory, but a little bit of manners doesn't harm anyone.
- Any Audi driver: who made you God of the roads??
- People who stick their sat navs slap-bang in the middle of the windscreen - doesn't inconvenience me immediately, but it will do when they smash into me because they can't f*****g see because of the Tom Tom in the way...
- People who line up teddy bears on the dashboard/parcel shelf - for much the same reasons as the above.
- Golf R owners who have to drive at 10/10ths everywhere they go, just because.
- When people squeeze past parked cars and me, missing my wing mirror by millimetres and making me pucker - those 3 seconds you've saved will greatly enhance your life I assume?
- Cyclists who insist on continuing to ride 2/3 abreast when there's clearly a mile-long tailback behind them.
- Drivers who go into an apoplectic rage after I beep at them because they pulled in front of me/cut me up/nearly wiped me out (usually some dicksnot in an Audi...)
Audi BMW drivers that over take me on the slip road M24/M4 then slow down round the corner which you can take at 70+30 with no problems deeeeeeerrrrrr- People not indicating. Seriously, how hard is this??
- When you give way to someone (i.e. blockage on one side/right of way etc) and they can't even be bothered to wave/flash their lights in thanks. I realise this isn't compulsory, but a little bit of manners doesn't harm anyone.
- Any Audi driver: who made you God of the roads??
- People who stick their sat navs slap-bang in the middle of the windscreen - doesn't inconvenience me immediately, but it will do when they smash into me because they can't f*****g see because of the Tom Tom in the way...
- People who line up teddy bears on the dashboard/parcel shelf - for much the same reasons as the above.
- Golf R owners who have to drive at 10/10ths everywhere they go, just because.
- When people squeeze past parked cars and me, missing my wing mirror by millimetres and making me pucker - those 3 seconds you've saved will greatly enhance your life I assume?
- Cyclists who insist on continuing to ride 2/3 abreast when there's clearly a mile-long tailback behind them.
- Drivers who go into an apoplectic rage after I beep at them because they pulled in front of me/cut me up/nearly wiped me out (usually some dicksnot in an Audi...)
This is perfectly legal, part of advanced driving naturally only when you don't impede someone else's line, it bugs the piss out of me when you get people taking a massively wide line at a empty roundabout, causing traffic behind to slow down instead of just maintaining a speed and driving right through (going straight)