Member of the Moment - Chris91

Jimmy

Good cop
Welcome to another MOM feature! This week it's the forum top dog @Chris91 !!


Describe yourself in 3 words:
Trustworthy, friendly, hardworking

Current car:
Clio 200t

First car:
Fiat Punto 1.2 (crap!!)

Why you love clio197.net
First site I’ve properly posted on (car wise), and came to love. Made a lot of friends through this site, and love the fact there is so many like minded people who all share the same passion. Its a great place to be a part of and I thoroughly enjoy logging onto this site and seeing new posts everyday to contribute to! Also the fact that you can learn something new everyday from someone else.

Favourites

Food: Italian
Drink: Corona & Lime alcoholic. Pepsi max cherry soft.
Holiday destination: Have been to Thailand and that was awesome (I was 15 so no comments about ladyboys please!)
Film: Shawshank Redemption
Film star: Like most films with Jason statham
Sport: Not much of a sports guy but I enjoy playing badminton, I like watching football, F1, tennis...
Hobby: Cooking, dog walking, a bit of cycling
Pornstar: August Ames all day long!
TV show: Game of thrones (if you haven’t watched it, don’t think twice!)
TV presenter/personality: Jonathan Ross back in the day, Chris Moyles back in the day (I know he’s radio…)
Song: End credits
Band: My music taste is vast, love chase & status though…
Computer game: COD although my internet at this house is too crap to play it! :worried:
Website (other than 197.net): Youtube.com


Dream 3 car garage:
1 LaFerrari
2 McLaren P1
3 BMW M3

Fantasy Partner to:
Marry: Jennifer lawrence
Have a one night stand with: Kylie Jenner

Celebrity I'd most like to punch: Russell Brand

One thing I am excellent at:My job
One thing I am terrible at: Admitting I’m wrong
Proudest moment: Passing my driving test
Most embarrassing moment: No word of a lie...First day of high school, walk out onto the large sports barn (which took some courage!!) literally get about 5 steps onto it with probably 50-100 more pupils on there, majority of which were in higher years than me, for a sea gull to take a dump right on my shoulder down onto my chest… Just great.
Pet hate: Repeating myself to people..

Favourite chat up line: Never been one to use them but always like the old classic “is that a mirror in your trousers as I can see my head down there"
Favourite joke: I'm more of one for spontaneous puns! Jimmy is very good at these, gets me crying!

Question from @RossWoods93: What's the best prank you've ever pulled? (Thanks for the nomination Ross :smile: )

Ok this one is going to be a bit of a long story, it could have been a good prank, what turned out to be more of a massive failure of a prank!

So at my last job, me and this guy used to regularly pull little pranks on each other, from greasing door handles, to making each other jump, letting down bike tyres, etc etc, standard work banter stuff. So one day, I peek into the room he is normally in, notice he is not there. Now part of my job (a very small part) was to mend easily damaged pieces of tooling (resin patterns for parts namely) to do this I would just superglue, (gorilla glue!!) the bits back on if they got knocked off. So I hatch this genius plan to glue his water bottle together, so I sneak in there, put a little blob of glue on his lid, close it up and quickly nip out the back door (naive I know, I was only about 19 at this time!!) Little did I know, literally as I leave the back door, he comes back in the front, and guess what, the first thing he wants to do is have a sip of his bottle, doing this subsequently sticks his lip to the bottle (and beard), only for a split second, but enough for it to pluck out a couple of hairs and sting his upper lip a little (could have been a whole lot worse)! He wasn’t hurt though!

Now what I didn’t realise about this guy until now, is he had a bit of a temper on him, and the shock of this he went a bit mad and decided to come hunting to find me (of course he knew it was me) probably to attempt to beat me up, VERY luckily for me, I had taken the opportunity of going out the back door to pop to reception for something, which was the only place he didn’t look for me! I go back to my normal job and somebody warned me he was very upset, I made amends with him that day without getting punched but major lesson learned! Not done much work banter since, haha!


Member who you nominate to be interviewed next and why: [MENTION=2045]Yiannis197[/MENTION]
Oldschool member on here, very nice chap and very helpful to all with a lot of knowledge! I'm sure the community would like to get to know him a bit better!!
Random question to ask that member: If you were given £1000 today to spend on your car, what would you buy/do?
 
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Great work from Chris, a big thank you to him for taking part! Remind me never to trust him with a tube of superglue.....

Impeccable taste in pornstars sir :wink:


Yiannis - you'll get your questions via PM shortly!
 
haha awesome stuff:smile: I thoroughly enjoyed that Chris and thanks for nominating me.

unfortunately i'm abroad at the moment with limited internet access but i'll try and do it asap!
 
lovely stuff mate and I know about your porn choice..very nice indeed..thanks for introducing me into this world of naked ladies :thumbup:
 
haha awesome stuff:smile: I thoroughly enjoyed that Chris and thanks for nominating me.

unfortunately i'm abroad at the moment with limited internet access but i'll try and do it asap!

Yeah no rush at all Yiannis, I'll get the PM to you today, however we post the new ones up Thursday/Friday so take your time :smile:

lovely stuff mate and I know about your porn choice..very nice indeed..thanks for introducing me into this world of naked ladies :thumbup:

Oh as if you weren't already very well versed in the 'world of naked ladies' Pav! :lol2::-p:lol::wink:
 
lovely stuff mate and I know about your porn choice..very nice indeed..thanks for introducing me into this world of naked ladies :thumbup:

Introduced you??? Getting me worried now Pav as jimmy said we thought you were very well introduced already!
 

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