In the begining there was....

[Fernandez]

In the beginning, there was Roy, and Roy had a Clio.

And from this Clio came the Clio of all Clio’s.

And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Roy boldly declared,

"Let there be a LIFE!" and the universe was born.

"I am, you see,

I am the creator, and this is mine (and Jase’s) FORUM!

And, in my forum there is ONLY one model of Renaultsport.

But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my forum it then becomes OUR forum and OUR Renaultsport Clio!"

And, you see, no one man owns the forum because the forum is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.

You see, Renaultsport is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of the Clio.

Renaultsport is an uncontrollable desire to drive like you stole it.

And, as I told you before, this is our forum and our Clio.

And with every Clio, you understand, there is a keeper.

And, in this forum, the keeper is Roy.

Now some of you who might wonder,

"Who is Roy, and what is it that Roy does?"

Roy is the one who gives you the power to be heard!

Roy is the one who gives you the power to spam.

Roy is the one who learns you how to increase your post count.

Roy is the one who gives you (and takes away) the key to forum.

Roy is the one that can bring marks and models of all Clio’s together under one forum.

You may be Deep Black, you may be Glacier White; you may be Liquid Yellow or Alien Green*. It don't make a difference in OUR Forum.

And this is fresh.



* Other colours available please see the gallery for more options
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[inwardnoise]

Omg hahaha best thing I've read lol made my day.

Thankyou creator Roy

 

[weebob]

love it

"....into the vibe of the Clio" beautiful

 

[Roy]

:roy::roy::roy::roy:

 

[Azza]

And all shall bow down to Roy :jase:

 

[Roy]

For I Am The God Of Mod
I Bow before myself

 

[Ashton]

tears are now in my eyes and with that no one can tell i have heyfever symptoms really REALLY bad!

:lol:

 

[Mike]

Oh dear. I nearly wet myself!

And i'm an aethiest so evolution created this forum

 

[Mike]

There has to be an Aethiest version of this surely?

 

[Roy]

My misses just wet hereself reading this:nope::nope:

 

[930Tech]

Ace :thumbup:

 

[Roy]

Ace :thumbup:

Was waiting for you to put your ten peneth worth in :bash::bash:

 

[930Tech]

Was waiting for you to put your ten peneth worth in :bash::bash:

:thumbup:

 

[Roy]

:thumbup:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Ashton]

'ten peneth'

See! i dont even know what that means

it must be a very VERY old saying

:lol:

 

[Fernandez]

See! i dont even know what that means

it must be a very VERY old saying

:lol:

I'm sure Roy can explain