I'm being held hostage

since half eight this morning I have been trapped in my own home, forced to do someone's bidding. To wait hand and foot on this person, only allowed to move when told by him. I'm not sure how much longer I can take it.
Yes you've guessed it my two year old son is ill:chair:
 
I am in exactly the same position now had to leave work early due to my 2yo being sick all over

Now he is asleep on me
 
Oh your joking!! Bet you hate going out in the car!! Poor little man

Does he give you that look like, yeah you got to clean that up
 
Oh your joking!! Bet you hate going out in the car!! Poor little man

Does he give you that look like, yeah you got to clean that up
Actually for a two year old he's quite good, he always says feel sick daddy. Trouble is I can't pull over quick enough to catch it all.lol