See this is where it all gets confusing.
"Sweets off the shelf in a chip shop". I mean.....you what ?
Call us Deep Southerners weird all you like. But in our chip-shops you get chips. You get sweets in a sweet-shop....
Yeah all the local chip shops have sweets as that's where the school kids go at lunchtime. Deep fried crunchie or deep fried picnic were the best.
No sweets in the posh chip shops in St Andrews though, just wines lol