Chat up lines

[Graeme GTR]

Surprised nobody had said "is it just me, or does this smell of chloroform?" yet.

Liked the polar bear one, heard it on radio 1 not long ago. Comedy Dave, leg-end!

 

[BREENY BOY]

hahaha only in glasgow would u get away with that graeme most defo in the moon haha

 

[greg-89]

you leg look tied... do you want to sit on my face

 

[GrumpyTwig]

 

[gazb197]

Boy says to girl "did it hurt?" girl says to boy "did what hurt?" boy says "when you fell from heaven did it hurt?"

Boy says to the girl holding his shirt "feel this! Does this feel like boyfriend material?"

 

[Harpham]

haha a bit controversial.... but if it works happy days harpham hahaha

Ive heard no complaints up to yet :-p

 

[RS200Bruce]

A mate of mine actually got away with this one...

Have you ever had a sh*t sh*g?

Hopefully She Replies No: Well would you like one?

 

[Rocko]

Do you like maths?
How about we add me and you
Subtract our clothes
Divide your legs
And multiply

 

[Paul]

That's my chat up line...

LMAO

I guess they never say 'No' :001_unsure: LOL! Just a lot of mumbling!

 

[Paul]

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, my name's stu.

I love that!

Brilliant Stu!

 

[Paul]

I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

My name is ... . Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

 

[clio200cup]

I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

My name is ... . Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

so did any of these work for you in the past...? lol.

 

[clio200cup]

I love that!

Brilliant Stu!

thanks for the love paul

 

[neil]

duct tape turns "no! please! stop!" into "mmm! mmmm! mmm!"

 

[clio200cup]

wanna play the rape game love?
no
are you sure?
yes, stop that.
oooo, have you played before?
stop it now, get off me!!
hey, you're good at this

 

[Paul]

so did any of these work for you in the past...? lol.

LOL I couldn't possibly say - remember the reasons I gave in Whitby, they still apply haha

The 'love' is complimentary haha!

 

[clio200cup]

i'm still single even with my abundance of s**t banter, lol.

 

[RS-Halla26]

hey touch this "holds t shirt out a bit"
That be boyfriend material
;o

 

[Yiannis197]

Do you like maths?
How about we add me and you
Subtract our clothes
Divide your legs
And multiply

LMFAO this is massive!!! lol