Wonderful remarks/comments from my ex wife and a cracker from a mate at work:
Ex wife: How come you can see the great wall of china from space, its not that tall is it?
Mates wife gave him a rollicking for forgetting their wedding anniversary....
This was 2 weeks before the anniversary and no she hadnt got the date wrong!!
Whilst watching a day/nite cricket match the ex returned from work and decided to get involved.
At the time when the ball went for a 4 or 6 the fans would hold the cards up as they do. Now for this particular match the cards were in the shape of teapots. She then asked 'why are they holding up teapots?' to which I replied 'well guess whos playing' , response 'TETLEY',
Yes the well known county of tetley, i suppose she could have said pg tips....
Anybody else got bizarre speaking current or ex partners??
Ex wife: How come you can see the great wall of china from space, its not that tall is it?
Mates wife gave him a rollicking for forgetting their wedding anniversary....
This was 2 weeks before the anniversary and no she hadnt got the date wrong!!
Whilst watching a day/nite cricket match the ex returned from work and decided to get involved.
At the time when the ball went for a 4 or 6 the fans would hold the cards up as they do. Now for this particular match the cards were in the shape of teapots. She then asked 'why are they holding up teapots?' to which I replied 'well guess whos playing' , response 'TETLEY',
Yes the well known county of tetley, i suppose she could have said pg tips....
Anybody else got bizarre speaking current or ex partners??