Worst place you have had to take a dump?

[shakey_hand_man]

Doing three peaks challenge, on snowdon.

On another note when I was at Portsmouth uni one of my lecturers told us of when a group of students got fed up with one guy in there house and gave him a week to leave. during that week he scooped half a tub of margarine into a pan and melted it, did a **** in the marg then poured the melted back over and put back in the fridge -pmsl

 

[EmmieLou]

Doing three peaks challenge, on snowdon.

On another note when I was at Portsmouth uni one of my lecturers told us of when a group of students got fed up with one guy in there house and gave him a week to leave. during that week he scooped half a tub of margarine into a pan and melted it, did a **** in the marg then poured the melted back over and put back in the fridge -pmsl

That is just so wrong and so disgusting on so many levels!!!

Being female I have never fallen fowl of such circumstances and just make Paul stop at every services we pass instead!!!

 

[Roy]

The hawthorns WBA ground lol

 

[Arran]

The hawthorns WBA ground lol

Ha ha!

 

[sideways danny]

new forest, 6 miles into a 11 mile bike ride. The curry from the night before wanted out. Had to curl one out behind a tree with 6 mates cheering me on LOL

 

[Paul]

in my nana's hand bag

LOL I cant believe you signed up to a forum to share that!

As first posts go, that is a special one!!!

 

[Martin]

at headingley, on the pitch. we hate rhinos.

 

[Paul]

at headingley, on the pitch. we hate rhinos.

Right Martin, you are banned, bleeding Cas fan...

 

[Drumdom1]

Mate of mine was caught short on a long motorway trip with no services.

He put a bag in the passenger footwell and took a squat...

Why on earth he didn't just do it at side if the road escapes me, but the only explanation he offered was that he didn't want folk to see him....

 

[dangerdaz]

Well a few years ago i got out of the shower and started to dry off. I bent over to dry my legs, farted and heard a dull 'clonk' from the radiator.
I immediately turned round and there on the carpet was a hard round conker size poo.
Hell i fell to the floor crying with laughter.
True story....

 

[Emz]

The hawthorns WBA ground lol

I hope you're not a Dingle Roy?? :woody:

I'm one of those people who hate to go anywhere but at home, but obviously if we're on holiday I wouldnt go anywhere but the hotel rooms toilet.

 

[N0ddie]

Well a few years ago i got out of the shower and started to dry off. I bent over to dry my legs, farted and heard a dull 'clonk' from the radiator.
I immediately turned round and there on the carpet was a hard round conker size poo.
Hell i fell to the floor crying with laughter.
True story....

That had Emma in tears. Classic.

 

[Mike]

:bumpit: - decided that the newer members need to add their stories to this

 

[John1006]

Hahahaaaa

**** stories, or as my group of friends call it "adventure pooing"

Too many, at a house party once, hammered laid a huge drunk poo on the pavement as all the toilets were occupied with girls being sick and I was desperate. A mans got to go.
Another whilst on a camping/sleeping rough in car parks through France, climbed down a bank out of view, found a nice tree to perch on before dropping the log, just as it was coming out, train flys past at the bottom of the hill, I really hope someone saw.

Attached is the poem my friends Olly and Sam wrote on a car journey to Scotland last year, it went round the social media web and ended up going into Dirt Magazine.

I think you might like it.... I hope

 

[nutnutwelshman]

News year's 1979 in london open establishment car window just had too go and have witness

 

[iAndy]

We had a dirty guy regularly crapping by work..... he got an asbo

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co..../asbo-for-man-who-defecated-on-road-1-2110597

 

[mitch1990]

Whilst building a patrol base in afghan, had to go so got into the hesco basket (the stuff you fill with sand/dirt to make a wall) was the only place out of view lol

 

[J_gadd4]

I have to dig a hole and dump in that when i am fishing lol, had one in a few nightclubs though haha,
CL10 JAD (jack) on here had one at teeside park out the front of the casino in the bushes at about 5 in the morning when we were meeting for USC last year lmfao

 

[benjabien]

About ten years ago, I was out with a friend when we made a stupid bet: had to drop a **** as high as possible on a car windscreen, the one that'd be the highest would win. We both lost, because of the frost both our poos slipped down to the wipers...

 

[Foxspeed]

We had a dirty guy regularly crapping by work..... he got an asbo

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co..../asbo-for-man-who-defecated-on-road-1-2110597

what a waste of public money.....been better just getting a warning from the police:whatever: