Chat up lines

[Graeme GTR]

Just for a bit of fun, see how low we can go. Whats the funniest chatup line you've heard?

 

[Liambo-201]

They are simply the biggest waste of time and cheesiest things ever thought of. But my mate insisted on using them on a regular basis and he got a pull every weekend!!

Al come back with some later on

 

[neil]

i've forgotten my phone number, can i have yours?

 

[neil]

i love what you're wearing, it looks really nice. it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor

 

[Chinny375]

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you

 

[pritchardR27]

if you were a boogie id pick you

 

[Clio*Nick]

is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

 

[munchi30]

get thi coyt thas pulled

 

[tiababy]

I'm no flinstone but I can make your bedrock

your gonna need a helmet cause your going through the headboard

I think the worst one I've heard is the bone one. something like you got 2?? bones in your body do you want another one?

 

[Keil]

one of my mates used to use, excuse me love do you drive?? yeah?? great stuff... back up onto this

 

[Keil]

nice legs... what time they open?!?
How do you like your eggs? scrambled? poached? or fertilised?!
you want to play armies?? Ill lay on the floor and you can blow the sh*t out of me?!

 

[quango86]

Your pants are like a mirror I can see myself in them!

 

[BREENY BOY]

Fancy a game of windows . The girl looks confused so i explain the rules you be the window and ill hang out you. Hahahaha

 

[harry602]

Fancy a shag? No! Do you mind lying down while I have one then?

 

[clio200cup]

do you like flowers love? get your tulips round this
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, my name's stu.

 

[Liambo-201]

I'm no flinstone but I can make your bedrock

your gonna need a helmet cause your going through the headboard

I think the worst one I've heard is the bone one. something like you got 2?? bones in your body do you want another one?

Your pants are like a mirror I can see myself in them!

These are the ones i was gonna mention that my mate used to use on a weekly basis! Cheesy man! lol

 

[neil]

i know a lad who will produce his member to a girl or group of girls, and ask 'anybody recognise this?' (not joking)

 

[roystinho]

Here's 20p, ring your mum and tell her you're coming home with me (though doesn't really work nowadays)

Do you like my aftershave? (as they lean in to smell stick your Tongue in )

 

[Harpham]

That's my chat up line...

 

[Keil]

haha a bit controversial.... but if it works happy days harpham hahaha