Thoughts

Sometimes i can compare the 197 to my ex girlfriend.
The 197 like my ex could/can sometimes be the best thing in the world...I love,loved it. I can't wait to get inside and drive it, listen to it moan/roar when driven hard.
Yet sometimes it becomes something I just loathe, as if the 197 is on it's monthly cycle (something always comes up) The 197 becomes moody ****ty and no fun whatsoever.
It brings you down with it's monthly problems which I try to avoid like the plague.
But the worse and most similar thing the 197 and my god damn whore ex have in common is.. when the problem is something very petty, very small and minor, the 197/slag, i assume, likes, enjoys, making it the hardest thing in the world to fix, for example, a simple bulb change should be the quickest job ever. Give it a quick screwing action and problem solved. Yet beautiful 197/ pretty much likes to make it 10x harder than it should be to repair. Make it so that I have to almost what seems like travel into mordor and back to solve these minor pesky problems!

I think what we can all take from this is...gfs and 197s alike, will have their monthly problems and you will be forced to pay the price for their mishaps. As you are the poor poor owner of these cold heartless machines, but, do not give up during that harsh period of time as you can't ever forget the smile it will bring to your face when your hammering that bitch right in the sweet spot.
 
I understand we're you coming from I had a 197 never got my head or heart in the car but the 200FF cup I have now I just love my be I had a Friday car
 
Ha ha you wanna try my 182, she empties my wallet frequently, but get her running even half right and she blows your mind, i think its usually once a year so youre doing well with once a month!
 
I'd honestly be more upset if Nicole got stolen than if Caroline ran away.

My life would be simpler. House would probably be tidier too and I'd have more room for keeping car parts in. Nicole never shouts at me for storing or washing car parts in the kitchen, Caroline always shouts at me for it though. Plus a litre of V-Power for Nicole is a lot less than a litre of Russian Standard for Caroline... :smiley:
 
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I'd honestly be more upset if Nicole got stolen than if Caroline ran away.

My life would be simpler. House would probably be tidier too and I'd have more room for keeping car parts in. Nicole never shouts at me for storing or washing car parts in the kitchen, Caroline always shouts at me for it though. Plus a litre of V-Power for Nicole is a lot less than a litre of Russian Standard for Caroline... :smiley:

Amen!
 
luckily my 200 is nothing like my ex. I love my Clio, my ex was, and for the most part, still is, a thunder****!