Things I don't like

[///M]

Taxi drivers. They're either 2 inches off your bumper or doing 20 in a 30, make up your minds you twats.

I actually really enjoy it when people get on my bumper. I just keep dropping a gear with no braking until I'm doing 20mph in second and then floor it. The soon close up the huge gap. I just do it again until they get the message. Amuses me greatly.

 

[Sean197]

I actually really enjoy it when people get on my bumper. I just keep dropping a gear with no braking until I'm doing 20mph in second and then floor it. The soon close up the huge gap. I just do it again until they get the message. Amuses me greatly.

Always good fun when you have another hot hatch up your arse. I used to do the opposite - leave my braking extra late and watch in my mirror as they tried really hard not to plough into the back of me.

 

[///M]

1. Television (biggest waste of time ever and the vast majority seems to be designed purely to keep us all dumb as fook, actually it seems geared towards making us even more stupid! And don't get me started on the TV license!!!)

2. Advertising (please please please can we have your money for our crappy product that's made as cheaply as humanly possible that you don't need?)

3. Unruly children (sort your kids out you knob you're in public. "but they're just kids" yeah but you're not, you're raising hitler muthaf**ker. Actually this should probably be "crap parenting" rather than unruly children)

4. 99.9% of other road users in London. (the standard of driving is SHOCKING here. Most of them wouldn't even get close to passing a test)

5. Living in a country where our Government couldn't give two craps about its people.

6. The state of our education system. (everything is geared purely towards making people employable and no attempt to make us better humans)

7. People with no respect for others. (this is OUR planet, it's not yours!)

8. Having to share a microwave at work with the utter dick who thinks it's acceptable to microwave fish. WANKER!

9. Having to pay three lots of road tax. It should be per person not per car. I can't use them all at once. AND I probably drive a LOT less than most people.

10. The fact that VW just paid their way out of the emissions scandal yet their cancer wagons are still polluting the air just as much as they were to begin with.

Hmmm... I should probably call it a day at ten. Don't poke the bear!

 

[///M]

Always good fun when you have another hot hatch up your arse. I used to do the opposite - leave my braking extra late and watch in my mirror as they tried really hard not to plough into the back of me.

Ha! Given the lack of care and attention on the roads down here I reckon I couldn't even do that 5 times before someone piled into the back of me.

I do enjoy giving a little back to them though. "what? I'm supposed to move out of your way? but I'm faster than you, watch..."

 

[Sean197]

I do enjoy giving a little back to them though. "what? I'm supposed to move out of your way? but I'm faster than you, watch..."

Was even more fun with 280bhp and 285lb/ft

*Not that I condone that kind of behaviour as a staff member, obviously....

 

[///M]

Was even more fun with 280bhp and 285lb/ft

*Not that I condone that kind of behaviour as a staff member, obviously....

I can only imagine! In the BMW it's even worse, always have people on my bumper. But then it's even more fun! Usually the noise scares some sense into them!

I also get a kick out of people expecting some boy racer kid to be driving the Clio. A guy once came up to me in a car park after following me in there to have a go because I came past him too fast. Nothing mentioned about him trying to get in front of me when he was in the wrong lane of course...

His face was a picture when I got out of the car. "Sorry mate, I thought it would be a kid driving"

It's even more fun when the Mrs is driving. She once really surprised a driver of a BMW 330ci. Loved it when he pulled up next to us at the lights and realised he'd just been humbled by a girl in a little hatchback. Fair play to him, after a couple of moments of thought he gave her a thumbs up!

 

[sevenfourate]

Warm cheese and pickle sarnies at dinner.

 

[Chris]

1. Television (biggest waste of time ever and the vast majority seems to be designed purely to keep us all dumb as fook, actually it seems geared towards making us even more stupid! And don't get me started on the TV license!!!)

2. Advertising (please please please can we have your money for our crappy product that's made as cheaply as humanly possible that you don't need?)

3. Unruly children (sort your kids out you knob you're in public. "but they're just kids" yeah but you're not, you're raising hitler muthaf**ker. Actually this should probably be "crap parenting" rather than unruly children)

4. 99.9% of other road users in London. (the standard of driving is SHOCKING here. Most of them wouldn't even get close to passing a test)

5. Living in a country where our Government couldn't give two craps about its people.

6. The state of our education system. (everything is geared purely towards making people employable and no attempt to make us better humans)

7. People with no respect for others. (this is OUR planet, it's not yours!)

8. Having to share a microwave at work with the utter dick who thinks it's acceptable to microwave fish. WANKER!

9. Having to pay three lots of road tax. It should be per person not per car. I can't use them all at once. AND I probably drive a LOT less than most people.

10. The fact that VW just paid their way out of the emissions scandal yet their cancer wagons are still polluting the air just as much as they were to begin with.

Hmmm... I should probably call it a day at ten. Don't poke the bear!

And BREATHE!

 

[///M]

And BREATHE!

Seriously mate, I just rattled that out off the top of my head. I'm calm.

 

[Chris]

Seriously mate, I just rattled that out off the top of my head. I'm calm.

Haha.

Can't imagine when you're riled about something then!

 

[Sean197]

These horrible pieces of engineering.
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So glad I can bin these and replace with the cnc'd beauties off here.

I must be the only one who has never had any bother with these! Vice grips on the inside end, twist back and forth a few times, and then gently hammer out. Done 3 sets now and all have come out fine!

 

[Big Ben]

1. Television (biggest waste of time ever and the vast majority seems to be designed purely to keep us all dumb as fook, actually it seems geared towards making us even more stupid! And don't get me started on the TV license!!!)

2. Advertising (please please please can we have your money for our crappy product that's made as cheaply as humanly possible that you don't need?)

3. Unruly children (sort your kids out you knob you're in public. "but they're just kids" yeah but you're not, you're raising hitler muthaf**ker. Actually this should probably be "crap parenting" rather than unruly children)

4. 99.9% of other road users in London. (the standard of driving is SHOCKING here. Most of them wouldn't even get close to passing a test)

5. Living in a country where our Government couldn't give two craps about its people.

6. The state of our education system. (everything is geared purely towards making people employable and no attempt to make us better humans)

7. People with no respect for others. (this is OUR planet, it's not yours!)

8. Having to share a microwave at work with the utter dick who thinks it's acceptable to microwave fish. WANKER!

9. Having to pay three lots of road tax. It should be per person not per car. I can't use them all at once. AND I probably drive a LOT less than most people.

10. The fact that VW just paid their way out of the emissions scandal yet their cancer wagons are still polluting the air just as much as they were to begin with.

Hmmm... I should probably call it a day at ten. Don't poke the bear!

No.8. WTF

 

[Jimmy]

I haven't even started watching season 7 yet!

Get on it, it's awesome and you won't be disappointed!

Flew through that mate

I got properly hooked on it mate, bought all the blu rays! I need something else to occupy my time now

 

[Big Ben]

Waiting for a mechanic to call with an update on Clio

 

[Micah]

10. The fact that VW just paid their way out of the emissions scandal yet their cancer wagons are still polluting the air just as much as they were to begin with.

You'll probably like this article then http://www.kentonline.co.uk/sheerness/news/thousands-of-imported-cars-seized-132485/

 

[kevlar]

1. Television (biggest waste of time ever and the vast majority seems to be designed purely to keep us all dumb as fook, actually it seems geared towards making us even more stupid! And don't get me started on the TV license!!!)

2. Advertising (please please please can we have your money for our crappy product that's made as cheaply as humanly possible that you don't need?)

3. Unruly children (sort your kids out you knob you're in public. "but they're just kids" yeah but you're not, you're raising hitler muthaf**ker. Actually this should probably be "crap parenting" rather than unruly children)

4. 99.9% of other road users in London. (the standard of driving is SHOCKING here. Most of them wouldn't even get close to passing a test)

5. Living in a country where our Government couldn't give two craps about its people.

6. The state of our education system. (everything is geared purely towards making people employable and no attempt to make us better humans)

7. People with no respect for others. (this is OUR planet, it's not yours!)

8. Having to share a microwave at work with the utter dick who thinks it's acceptable to microwave fish. WANKER!

9. Having to pay three lots of road tax. It should be per person not per car. I can't use them all at once. AND I probably drive a LOT less than most people.

10. The fact that VW just paid their way out of the emissions scandal yet their cancer wagons are still polluting the air just as much as they were to begin with.

Hmmm... I should probably call it a day at ten. Don't poke the bear!

Legendary skills - all correct.

 

[///M]

You'll probably like this article then http://www.kentonline.co.uk/sheerness/news/thousands-of-imported-cars-seized-132485/

BRILLIANT!!!

Glad some people are still committed to keeping this in the public eye. As far as I'm concerned, VW got away with it completely. A hit in the pocket for a company who makes billions is nothing really.

 

[///M]

Legendary skills - all correct.

thanks mate!

 

[///M]

No.8. WTF

Exactly mate!!! Never forgive action on that one. A tiiiiiny bit of consideration for your co-workers please!

Seriously, one day I'm going to have a really spicy curry the night before and go and stand by his desk and squeeze out a trouser cough and waft it at him.

 

[///M]

Waiting for a mechanic to call with an update on Clio

Bloody hell, early days yet mate! Wait until they hit problems!!!

(hope they don't hit problems!)