Renault vs BMW

My ex misses had this. Totally unnecessary!

What a strange way to describe someone though "“The victim is a male of reasonable firmness" lol
 
Perfectly acceptable BMW driver behaviour isn't it?

How dare a mere Renault hold him up on his journey!
 
The offender was white, aged around 40, 5ft 10ins and of a stocky build. He was wearing a black jacket and dark denim jeans.

I bet he was a company director too, or just a massive banker.