Out of oil!

I bought one of those sucky things from ebay years back and used it for sevicing my Alpina.. Sooo much nicer to use, rather than having to get under the car... plus, the couple of times I undid the sump plug no more than a couple of drips came out - so it gets just about all the oil out.

Rich
 
I have never put any oil in mine. I check it, but the one time I checked it, the dash display was spot on. That was before a service, the dash had a few squares missing and the dipstick was on about 75%. Every time I check it now it's always the same, just under max.