I thought French cars were unreliable

Silly females thinking they are always right!

Going to marry my car at least that doesn't give me half as much trouble!
 
My girlfriend was more unreliable than my car, then she wanted me to get a more sensible car, we had only been dating for 3months, so I told her no, I love my car too much! the relationship eneded a couple of days later anyway. And ive been with my car for nearly two years now! :wink:
 
A weekend of pampering is on the cards I think!

For the 197 that is going to suck her toes clean
 
Jack, buy a trailer, attach it to the car whenever off out with the other half and make her sit in that during the car journeys....