How do you afford your car's?

With income coming from the arms trade, human trafficking and the importation of the finest columbian natural resource I pay for all my cars with cash
 
coming from South Africa we look upon you Brits as cash kings. 100k a week for kicking a ball about. im sure everything is cash over there.:001_tt1::-p
 
What a bizzare first post!

Anyway I work as Fendandez's butler, he pays me in kind though with private access to his goat farm.
 
I wake up in the morning, go to this building where is stay many hours then go home. I do this many times and money just appears in my bank!!! I may start going into the building next door to see if the money changes :tongueout:
 
Well if you can't afford it outright, you can get finance. You could also get a bank loan.
 
Or if you live in Manchester I'm sure you could just "find" a car that could just happen to fall into your possession? :wink:
 
Hi
I pimp myself out to older rich women
they love lots of white cock when there husbands are busy at work
 
Got mine on finance but the monthly payment is just under what I had as a pay rise. So I class it as work paying for it :wink: :wink: