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[Fernandez]

But its still a Skoda... doesn't matter who builds it, it'll always have that image of old attached to it somewhere..

Remember the old Skoda jokes... (courtesy of google)

1. How do you double the price of a skoda? Fill up the tank

2. Why do skodas have heated rear windscreens? To keep your hands warm while your pushing it.

3. Have you got a wing mirror for a skoda? Okay, seems like a fair swap

4. What do you call a skoda driver who say's he has a speeding ticket ? A Dreamer

5. How do you double the value of a skoda? Chuck a penny in it.

6. What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ? A skip

7. Ive just bought the new 16 valve Skoda .......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio! (If you understand this and your under 40 then you need to get out more)

8. What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda? You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

9. What do you call a Skoda at the the top of a hill ? A miracle.

10. How do you overtake a Skoda ? Run

11. What is the difference between a school and a Skoda? Schools breaks up and a Skoda breaks down

12. Why is a skoda and a baby similar? They both never go anywhere without a rattle

13. Why did the skoda cross the road? It was supposed to be going along it but the steering failed

14. What do you call a Skoda with a really long radio aerial? A bumper car

15. What colour shall i get my skoda in? It doesn't matter, it'll go brown through rust after a week

16. How do you make a policeman laugh? Tell him your skoda just got nicked

17. I bought the top spec skoda, this one came with an engine.

18. Tom: 'I was gonna buy a passat but I bought a mondeo instead' Harry: 'I was gonna buy a skoda but i bought a bike instead'

19. How do you make a skoda more sporty? Wear adidas trainers while driving it.

20. Whats the difference between stress and a skoda? Stress makes you have a mental breakdown.

 

[Foxspeed]

centuries old them jokes and compared to the cars that started the change back in the early 90s they are out of date...

to be honest the old skoda rapid 130rs was a bit of a weapon in it day - a proper cheap old 911 type of vehicle :wiz:

 

[Fernandez]

centuries old them jokes and compared to the cars that started the change back in the early 90s they are out of date...

to be honest the old skoda rapid 130rs was a bit of a weapon in it day - a proper cheap old 911 type of vehicle :wiz:

Very true but as said it doesn't matter who makes the cars or how good they are they will always be associated with past times.

 

[Foxspeed]

Very true but as said it doesn't matter who makes the cars or how good they are they will always be associated with past times.

for those that can remember that far back

 

[Arran]

What about all the Renault jokes? You still bought one. So did I, turned out the jokes were a load of rubbish, my Clios were more reliable than my Mazda!

 

[IanRS200]

your right, its very, very VAG. But still wouldn't mind one!

 

[nutnutwelshman]

It's true but from my 172 to my 197 to the 200 and now the Meg the build is so much better