Noticed you're from Needham market, that's somewhere near Norfolk isn't it?
Only reason I ask, my girlfriend has family in Swaffham, so we drive down every now and then to see them. We went down the other weekend, I had my car washed on the Thursday before so it was all nice and clean. Got down to Swaffham and it was just like yours, wasn't impressed at all!
Moral of the story is, Norfolk is full of shite