Clio197/200.net Member of the moment No.18: RalphyBMW

[Maz]

Member of the moment No.18: RalphyBMW - I love cars, engineering, my family, and my job

Real Name: William



Age: 32

Birthplace: South Humberside

Current Location: West Yorkshire

Marital Status: Married

Sexual Preference: straight

Vital Stats: short & tubby!

Occupation: Machinery Appraiser

What Car Do You Drive: 2006 RS197, 2005 Honda CR-V





How long have you had your197/200: since June 2010

Date you joined Clio197.net: June 2010

Describe Yourself in 3 Words: Practical, happy, reserved

Favourite Members on Clio197.net: Reserving judgement, not met that many!

Most Annoying Members and Why: Still reserving judgement

Favourite...

Food: Blacker Hall Farm sausages, or anything my wife makes!

Drink: Diet coke / strawberry milkshake / tea / peroni

Film: Italian Job (original)

Football/Rugby/Other Sports Team: McLaren?

Actor/Actress: Jeremy Piven

TV programme: True Blood / Entourage

TV presenter: Jeremy Clarkson

Song: Killers – Mr. Brightside

Singer/Band: currently either Katy Perry or Kings of Leon

Computer Game: don’t really have time, but probably Wii Sports Resort, or Outrun?

Perfect Dream Women: my wife, of course!

Non-Car-Related Website: ebay.co.uk

3 Car Garage:

1. Late model Range Rover TDV8 or Discovery 4 (family wagon)



2. Audi RS5 coupe (daily driver - would have been an M5 Touring, but I really like the RS5, though in reality a 335d Touring or 535d Touring would be cheaper to run)



3. Porsche 997 911 GT3 (track fun & weekend toy)

Likes: spending money, spending time with my family, driving my Clio

Dislikes: poor lane discipline
taxis/private hire vehicles with failed bulbs/bad drivers/knackered suspension
people who mod their cars, with poor results, then rave about the results, rather than admitting that they have actually made it worse, preventing others from learning from their mistakes
Ignorant and poorly educated TV & radio presenters
(I’m now thinking my “Describe Yourself in 3 Words” should have been “Grumpy Old Man”)

Fantasy Partner to...

Marry: my wife

Have a one night stand with: my wife (I’m a very lucky man!)

Kill: Pass, plenty of people annoy me, but none that much!

Sum up Clio197.net in three words: Community, variety, helpful

First Person you met off Clio197.net: Jase

 

[Maz]

Lol at grumpy old man

 

[pez1356]

This reminds of that John Smiths advert with Peter Kay in it. When they're like if you could be with any woman, and he keeps choosing his wife, then eventually they break him and he says Claire from work... loool.
I like the thought you've put into your 3 car garage too! :thumbup1:

 

[Ed...]

ha ha nice 1 mate. . . . peroni a classy choice

 

[Willis]

Quality!!!

Your dislikes are pretty much the same as what I'd put... I'm a grumpy old man at 24!!!

 

[Gromb200]

Peroni a bit of a "fairy" beer!

Your a Yorkshireman Ralphy, proper Ale!

 

[RalphyBMW]

I like the thought you've put into your 3 car garage too! :thumbup1:

It's the kind of thing I think about a lot!

Peroni a bit of a "fairy" beer!

Your a Yorkshireman Ralphy, proper Ale!

Strictly speaking I am from nowhere, as Humberside doesn't exist anymore! Don't mind a good pint of bitter from time to time, just need to be in the mood!

 

[Deako]

There are 2x mom no.17s.

 

[BenW]

Fantasy Partner to...

Marry: my wife

Have a one night stand with: my wife (I’m a very lucky man!)

Pics of the wife!?

 

[Maz]

There are 2x mom no.17s.

My bad ;/

PMSL at "fairy" beer, that wont put "hairs on your chest" :scared:

 

[Gromb200]

PMSL at "fairy" beer, that wont put "hairs on your chest" :scared:

No but eating chicken off the table will!