Wife verses Raider

[munchi30]

What do you do with a wife that wont let you have a new Raider, fall down the stairs, choke on a nut wink wink.

 

[henderson]

something long and fat from ann summers maybe...

 

[munchi30]

Funny you've said that, she's going to her first Ann Summers party this Friday,but knowing my wife it would be more on the lines of large diamond.

 

[Willis]

Two words;

Donkey punch.

 

[Fernandez]

Two words;

Donkey punch.

lmao, perfect solution

 

[Arran]

Don't buy a diamond, they say life imprisonment but they don't mean it. You'll be out quicker than marriage if you kill her and remember, they've got to catch you first! Lol!

 

[Mog]

Are there any Raiders still available now ??

Mog

 

[henderson]

Two words;

Donkey punch.

come on then whats a donkey punch? any pics or vids?:rofl:

 

[Yiannis197]

Am I the only one in here thinking that she might be.....:001_huh:right??

 

[Arran]

Am I the only one in here thinking that she might be.....:001_huh:right??

Yes. :rofl:

 

[Klinck]

come on then whats a donkey punch? any pics or vids?:rofl:

There's a whole movie! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988849/

 

[Willis]

come on then whats a donkey punch? any pics or vids?:rofl:

And the definition; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Donkey+Punch

 

[henderson]

ah right now i'm with u! more commonly known up north as wolf bagging,don't ask me why and its a low blow to the ribs in the chosen area,a shot from either side if the lady in question is,shall we say "baggy", i.e. like chucking a mars bar in the back of a ten tonner!

 

[930Tech]

Are there any Raiders still available now ??

Mog

You might want to check that out before bumping anyone off.

:rofl:

 

[Willis]

ah right now i'm with u! more commonly known up north as wolf bagging,don't ask me why and its a low blow to the ribs in the chosen area,a shot from either side if the lady in question is,shall we say "baggy", i.e. like chucking a mars bar in the back of a ten tonner!

:rofl:

 

[Tom]

come on then whats a donkey punch? any pics or vids?:rofl:

Google it with safe search off.... Hahahahaha

 

[Roy]

Icical through the heart no one will know who did it when it melts
Or what about saying shut the fu-k up I'm having one and that's final
Or if like me just sit in the corner and live with out one lol

 

[Tom]

Icical through the heart no one will know who did it when it melts

Yeah I watched bad girls too. :-p

 

[Cam]

ah right now i'm with u! more commonly known up north as wolf bagging,don't ask me why and its a low blow to the ribs in the chosen area,a shot from either side if the lady in question is,shall we say "baggy", i.e. like chucking a mars bar in the back of a ten tonner!

I think suggesting this may work!!

 

[zippyy]

Icical through the heart no one will know who did it when it melts
Or what about saying shut the fu-k up I'm having one and that's final
Or if like me just sit in the corner and live with out one lol

Serial killer on the loose