What a c0ck.....

Stevoox

Stevoox

Now...I can't really talk as I always double park. However, there's double parking due to owning a nice car and not wanting one of the many tards out to dent my door etc. Then there's just being a full on w@nker
 

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Anyone that double parks is a **** to me. You're either taking up a space thats close to the shops, or if it's quiet then just park well out of the way.
 
Merde Francais said:
Anyone that double parks is a **** to me. You're either taking up a space thats close to the shops, or if it's quiet then just park well out of the way.
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I have heard of SO many occasions where people have doors hit, cars scraped etc etc etc. Happened recently to a friend where a woman reversed into his car and drove off (luckily he caught her at some lights).

Sorry - but there is NO WAY im risking my car being hit by some incapable bint or kids opening doors (to list just a couple of possibilities). Do i want to be lumbered with a bill trying to get a dent out or having liquid yellow matched. Nope.

Ill always try to park at the end of a row of bay a quarter out of it so it leaves plenty of room for someone to swing a door open next to me. Ill always do so far from the shops too... If no end bays then ill always double park

If the car park is completely empty then i may single park, however that still doesnt seem to work. Last week while parked to go in the gym i was in a second car park, at the back with not a single other car in sight. What happens....return from my car to see a 900 year old smashed up heap of sh!t micra parked next to me...why...just why?!

I can understand people doing that, but parking as per my picture is simply retarded it was blocking where cars drive lol
 
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Stevoox said:
...not a single other car in sight. What happens....return from my car to see a 900 year old smashed up heap of sh!t micra parked next to me...why...just why?!
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^^ THIS! Just last night, I was parked the complete opposite side of the carpark from the Sainsburys entrance; there was a space between myself and an MX5 (probably with the same intention of not wanting dented doors), no other cars in sight... Came out all of 15 later to find a shabby Escort binned between us!
 
Sorry mate, crossed wires. Meant is was getting whiplash looking at your photos.As for parking issues,the spaces seem to get smaller every year.
 
I agree with you on the whole double parking thing Steve. Other people are so careless these days. Although I think I have a solution. These panel things in the pic below are required in every single car park known to man. [emoji2]

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Merde Francais said:
Anyone that double parks is a **** to me. You're either taking up a space thats close to the shops, or if it's quiet then just park well out of the way.
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Well I've tried that but you'd think cars get lonely as the car park can be nearly empty but you still get some brain donor park next to you. So long as their is plenty of spaces, what difference does it make to anyone else, unless you enjoy damaging people's cars that is.
 
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