Text Abbreviations for Older People

[Mike]

Heard these on Radio 2 last, I was in stitches, so was the wife:

ATD - At The Doctor's
... BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again
LOL - Living On Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up
SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet The Furniture Again
WTP - Where's The Prunes?
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

:bounce1:

 

[N0ddie]

Roy! Best get in here :rofl:

 

[Roy]

How did I know I would be top of the list lol

 

[dangerdaz]

Sadly i seem to qualify for a few of these.
Ah..the joys of being 42! 8)

 

[Paul]

LMAO good one Mike!!

 

[Roy]

HGBM love it

 

[Robo_#1]

FYI and IMHO