Izal toilet tissue

[Mike]

I was in Tesco in Ilfracombe this morning and noticed they sell Izal Toilet Paper....(like tracing paper and sandpaper)

Question is, after curling one out, would you really want to wipe with sandpaper?!?!?!?!?!

:zap:

If anyone here uses it, you have issues

 

[Roy]

thought thats what they used for detailing VXRs:eek:lol

 

[Mike]

Detailing your backside more like it, oh hang on, aren't they the same thing

 

[Roy]

dont think you would have much hagging on after
using IZAL mike:lol:

 

[Mike]

Imagine the pain lol

 

[Roy]

or if your inclined the pleasureinky:

 

[Mike]

Haha, good point

 

[pritchardR27]

Bet they dont sell british toilet paper in israel.

 

[Maz]

Do people really use the stuff ?!?

 

[Roy]

Do people really use the stuff ?!?

if its on the shelves it must do

 

[Maz]

Utter madness!!

 

[Roy]

utter soreness

 

[Foxspeed]

talking of toilet paper - my mate once went to an illegal drinking club (was a few years ago) and they had no paper......he ended up wiping on a £5 note :thumbdown:

 

[Roy]

talking of toilet paper - my mate once went to an illegal drinking club (was a few years ago) and they had no paper......he ended up wiping on a £5 note :thumbdown:

thats wot i call a expensive ****e

 

[EviLNeeDs]

did he get rid of the note? or just cleaned it later? haha

 

[Foxspeed]

did he get rid of the note? or just cleaned it later? haha

flushed it even he couldnt keep it.....

 

[Mike]

Sounds like a friend of mine who had to have a dump in a layby by Loch Ness, he had no paper and the heather too bristly to wipe with, he had to remove his socks and wipe with them lol



Think I need to start that thread "Worst place you have taken a dump"

 

[Roy]

please do i got some beautys^^^