Drive thru cash machines!

[kevo66 (weaveworx)]

-------------------------------PRESS RELEASE---------------------------------

Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are installing new "Drive Thru" Cash Dispensers.


To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.AS FOLLOWS:




Procedures for MALE customers


1. Drive up to the cash machine

2. Wind down your car window

3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw

5. Retrieve card , cash , and receipt

6. Wind up window

7. Drive off




Procedures for FEMALE customers


1. Drive up to the cash machine

2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine

3. Re-start the stalled engine

4. Wind down the window

5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card

6. Turn the radio down

7. Attempt to insert card into machine

8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car

9. Insert card

10. Re-insert card the right way up

11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page

12. Enter PIN

13. Press "cancel" and re-enter correct PIN

14. Enter amount of cash required

15. Check make-up in rear view mirror

16. Retrieve cash and receipt

17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside

18. Place receipt in back of cheque book

19. Re-check make-up

20. Drive forward 2 metres

21. Reverse back to cash machine

22. Retrieve card

23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off

25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

26. Release handbrake.

 

[richandgem]

seen that before, always make me chuckle

 

[Ozi]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

This one is the best "10. Re-insert card the right way up" :lol:

 

[Liambo-201]

LOL! Well that made me chuckle.

 

[slime]

...no mention of Kurbing the near side front wheel.....

 

[richandgem]

...no mention of Kurbing the near side front wheel.....

lmao. very true

 

[Paul]

lol i like that a lot! definately made me laugh!

 

[minimaxs1]

very funny i actually thought great idea befoe opening the post

 

[Foxspeed]

we have then near us - people are always driving up the pavement to get as close as possible to the machine - they would rather drive over your bonnet when at the corner where the machine is then park 20ft away and walk to it

same goes for the morons that park on double yellows on main street right out side the takeaway and generally block the f-ing road !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fiona197]

not even vaguely true.....

 

[chappo]

funny not seen that before, lol