Remember Lads it's that time

My wife died 10 years ago, and the only reason I would consider another marriage, or partner, was if she had lots of money,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, a Porche GT2/GT3. Mercenary or what?!.The question is, would she marry me, bald/half deaf/half blind/poor as a church mouse. but I do have my own teeth. What a catch for someone!.